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The Daily Fart

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Breaking wind

The front-page puzzle

Today's Fartle

Your move — five guesses, one object

One object. Five guesses. An unreasonable amount of gas.

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Today's object

Loading the presses…

How many farts would it take to fill this?

5 attempts remaining.

Whole numbers only.

Previous guesses
Guess Result
No guesses yet. The nation waits.

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